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"Job title: car driver Job requirements: professional skills in driving norma..."

Mon, 23 May 2011 11:59:00 GMT

"Job title: car driver

Job requirements: professional skills in driving normal- and heavy-freight cars, buses and trucks, trolley buses, trams, subways, tractors, shovel diggers, contemporary light and heavy tanks currently in use by NATO countries.

Skills in rally and extreme driving are obligatory!
Formula-1 driving experience is a plus.

Knowledge and experience in repairing of piston and rotor/Wankel engines, automatic and manual transmissions, ignition systems, board computer, ABS, ABD, GPS and car-audio systems by world-known manufacturers - obligatory!

Experience with car-painting and tinsmith tasks is a plus.

The applicants must have certificates by BMW, General Motors and Bosch, but not older than two years.

Compensation: $15-$20/hour, depends on the interview result.

Education requirements: Bachelor's Degree of Engineering."

–Founder's Blog - Jitbit: What If Drivers Were Hired Like Programmers?

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Martin Perscheid for president! ;)

Fri, 20 May 2011 09:24:57 GMT

Martin Perscheid for president! ;)

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YouTube - Steven Colbert's nuclear explosion [HQ]

Wed, 06 Apr 2011 07:25:01 GMT

YouTube - Steven Colbert's nuclear explosion [HQ]

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Mainstream commercial nihilism can't be trusted?!

Mon, 21 Mar 2011 08:17:27 GMT

Mainstream commercial nihilism can't be trusted?!

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"give a man a fish and he will eat for a day;teach a man to fish and he will e..."

Sun, 20 Mar 2011 07:31:55 GMT

"give a man a fish and he will eat for a day;

teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime;

give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish

–unknown

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Karl-Theodor zu Guttenberg

Sun, 06 Mar 2011 18:00:54 GMT

phil-free:

Zitat Karl-Theodor zu Guttenberg in seinem Statement zum Rücktritt:

“Ich war immer bereit zu kämpfen, aber ich habe die Grenzen meiner Kräfte erreicht.”

Zitat Captain Kirk, Star Trek II – Der Zorn des Khan

“Ich war immer bereit zu kämpfen, aber ich habe die Grenzen meiner Kräfte erreicht.”

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via die heutige jugend sollte mehr lustige taschenbücher lesen. ... on Twitpic

Mon, 17 Jan 2011 20:58:18 GMT

via die heutige jugend sollte mehr lustige taschenbücher lesen. ... on Twitpic

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Should I work for free?

Sun, 16 Jan 2011 20:03:00 GMT

http://www.shouldiworkforfree.com/

Senior moment - A 98 year old woman in the UK wrote this to her bank.

Sat, 08 Jan 2011 09:00:27 GMT

The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the Times.
Dear Sir,

I am writing to thank you for bouncing my cheque with which I endeavoured to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the cheque and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honour it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my Pension, an arrangement, which, I admit, has been in place for only thirty eight years. You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account £30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank.

My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways. I noticed that whereas I personally attend to your telephone calls and letters, but when I try to contact you, I am confronted by the impersonal, overcharging, pre-recorded, faceless entity which your bank has become. From now on, I, like you, choose only to deal with a flesh-and-blood person. My mortgage and loan payments will therefore and hereafter no longer be automatic, but will arrive at your bank by cheque, addressed personally and confidentially to an employee at your bank whom you must nominate. Be aware that it is an offence under the Postal Act for any other person to open such an envelope.

Please find attached an Application Contact Status which I require your chosen employee to complete. I am sorry it runs to eight pages, but in order that I know as much about him or her as your bank knows about me, there is no alternative. Please note that all copies of his or her medical history must be countersigned by a Solicitor, and the mandatory details of his/her financial situation (income, debts, assets and liabilities) must be accompanied by documented proof. In due course, I will issue your employee with PIN number which he/she must quote in dealings with me. I regret that it cannot be shorter than 28 digits but, again, I have modelled it on the number of button presses required of me to access my account balance on your phone bank service. As they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Let me level the playing field even further. When you call me, press buttons as follows:

1. To make an appointment to see me.
2. To query a missing payment.
3. To transfer the call to my living room in case I am there.
4. To transfer the call to my bedroom in case I am sleeping.
5. To transfer the call to my toilet in case I am attending to nature.
6. To transfer the call to my mobile phone if I am not at home.
7. To leave a message on my computer (a password to access my computer is required.
A password will be communicated to you at a later date to the Authorized Contact.)
8. To return to the main menu and to listen to options 1 through to 8.
9. To make a general complaint or inquiry, the contact will then be put on hold, pending the attention of my automated answering service. While this may, on occasion, involve a lengthy wait, uplifting music will play for the duration of the call.

Regrettably, but again following your example, I must also levy an establishment fee to cover the setting up of this new arrangement.

May I wish you a happy, if ever so slightly less prosperous, New Year.

Your Humble Client

(Remember: This was written by a 98 year old woman; DOESN'T SHE MAKE YOU PROUD!)

What are your comments?

published at http://www.linkedin.com/groups/Subject-Senior-moment-98-year-156464.S.39398197

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YouTube - R.E.M. - Oh My Heart [Official Lyrics]

Wed, 05 Jan 2011 09:02:24 GMT

YouTube - R.E.M. - Oh My Heart [Official Lyrics]

Gestern in den Nachrichten... Fällt das eigentlich nur mir auf? Das Bild impl...

Tue, 04 Jan 2011 19:36:09 GMT

Gestern in den Nachrichten... Fällt das eigentlich nur mir auf? Das Bild impliziert, dass die Zahl der Erwerbstätigen sich locker verdoppelt hat. Der Sprecher spricht von der höchsten Zahl der Erwerbstätigen aller Zeiten. Toll! Wer rechnen kann dem fällt auf, dass die Zahl nicht mal um ein halbes Prozent gestiegen ist. Von welcher Qualität die neu geschaffenen Stellen sind wird sowieso ausgeblendet. Ist diese Art der Darstellung eigentlich Dummheit oder Propaganda?

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YouTube - Christmas 2.0 - The modern Story of Nativity

Tue, 14 Dec 2010 19:29:19 GMT

YouTube - Christmas 2.0 - The modern Story of Nativity

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Tue, 14 Sep 2010 18:47:32 GMT

secure password

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YouTube - Future of Screen Technology

Mon, 13 Sep 2010 19:11:07 GMT

YouTube - Future of Screen Technology

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YouTube - George Carlin - Religion is bullshit.

Fri, 13 Aug 2010 22:40:40 GMT

YouTube - George Carlin - Religion is bullshit.

Gut gelacht! :-D

Fri, 13 Aug 2010 19:03:52 GMT

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Gut gelacht! :-D

A flowchart to determine what religion you should follow.

Fri, 13 Aug 2010 16:01:39 GMT

A flowchart to determine what religion you should follow.

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YouTube - Airline Announcements-George Carlin 1/2

Tue, 10 Aug 2010 13:36:48 GMT

YouTube - Airline Announcements-George Carlin 1/2

WTF? - iPad Steering Wheel Mount

Thu, 24 Jun 2010 06:21:49 GMT

WTF? - iPad Steering Wheel Mount

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This looks horrible :-(

Mon, 21 Jun 2010 11:37:42 GMT

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This looks horrible :-(
How much Oil leaked?

PKW Gebrauchtwagen Werbung: BMW 320D Touring zu verkaufen. Details: suchen.mo...

Sun, 20 Jun 2010 14:55:28 GMT

PKW Gebrauchtwagen Werbung: BMW 320D Touring zu verkaufen. Details: suchen.mobile.de/...

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YouTube - BP Spills Coffee

Tue, 15 Jun 2010 22:40:54 GMT

YouTube - BP Spills Coffee

If It Was My Home - Visualizing the BP Oil Spill: Munich

Tue, 15 Jun 2010 22:40:30 GMT

http://www.ifitwasmyhome.com/#loc=M%C3%BCnchen%2C%2BDeutschland&lat=48.1391265&lng=11.5801863&x=11.5801863&y=48.1391265&z=7

Listen to "Force of Nature" from #PearlJam - Pearl Jam Radio: www.pearljam.co...

Sat, 29 May 2010 11:09:24 GMT

Listen to "Force of Nature" from #PearlJam - Pearl Jam Radio: www.pearljam.com/...

RT @toetoe: A day in the Google cantine RT @jhaveri: Chrome fast www.youtube....

Fri, 07 May 2010 21:26:31 GMT

RT @toetoe: A day in the Google cantine RT @jhaveri: Chrome fast www.youtube.com/...

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Thu, 06 May 2010 12:01:07 GMT

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RT @Lufthansa_USA: If you can help us get in touch with Gray Powell, we’d lik...

Fri, 23 Apr 2010 20:41:47 GMT

RT @Lufthansa_USA: If you can help us get in touch with Gray Powell, we’d like to fly him to Munich

Finanztransaktionssteuer - die Steuer gegen Armut!: http://www.makefinancewor...

Tue, 20 Apr 2010 15:43:13 GMT

Finanztransaktionssteuer - die Steuer gegen Armut!: http://www.makefinancework.org/?lang=de